Saturday, July 28, 2012

Nobody Views My Blog

So if you do, and you like what you see...

Please share it.

I don't want to advertise it myself cause I really don't care about it too much.

Also, I'm not going to update it all the time, I'm not some damn Tumblr geek. I'll update it whenever the hell I feel like ranting about some Idiot.

So please, give me an Idiot to rant about. Remember, I'm looking for scenes, social classes, politics, famous people, musical genres.

Day In The Life Of A Scene Kid (Satire)

A day in the life of a Scene Kid:

Name: CarlCarnage
Age: 14

Entry 1, 8:00 A.M.
I wake up once again, reminded that my grandma died 2 years before I was born. I still feel the pain and the scars </3 it's so sad. I miss you grandma! :CCCC </333333333

I think I'll be depressed today.

Entry 2, 8:10 A.M.
Skipped breakfast, I don't need it! Stfu h8ers! Got on Youtube first thing in the morning and posted another video. This guy is hate commenting on my BOTDF videos, saying I'm emo and sh*t WELL IM NOT EMO IM SCENE GET IT RIGHT! And he also says they suck :( no they don't they're the BEST B AND EVER and deserve more r.e.sp.e.c.t!
P.L.U..R.!!!!!11!!1!!1!
Here's his comment:
"Blood On The Dance Floor is not a very good band, they can't sing very well and they aren't attractive, and use the anti-bullying Scene bandwagon and marketing skills to further their pathetic musical career. All you emo kids follow them like brainless sheep, when in fact your role models are pedophile 30-year-olds who never grew up."

I was pissed so I wrote him this comment:
"Umad bro? Yeah thats rite I said it! You just spend ur whole life just jealous of BOTDF cuz u wish u wer as hawt as they r and they r famous and ur not so go get a life and id liek to see u do better!"

Haha I burned him so bad, my friend GretchenGore agrees lol she helped comment too she gave him a big all-caps rage. She doesn't like it when people make fun of us Scene kids. We just want to be understood </3333 but everyone else is just a stupid jock loser and they don't like creativity and expression in our music and the way we dress.

Entry 3: 10:00 A.M.
I dyed my hair again today. I'm bisexual so I made it pink and blue today!!! <33333 my favorite colors! My gf says they look pretty, but my hair is drying out :CCCCCCCC I might have to stop dying my hair soon.
I'm checkin' out my beard in the mirror:


LOLZ JK I CANT GROW A BEARD
Beards are lame anyway only lame hipsters have them xDDDDDDD LOL lame.
Besides my purple jacket from Hot Topic is waaay cooler! I wanted to show that off, mom bought it 4 me yesterday <3333

Entry 4: 3:00 P.M.

I'm soooo depressed... my girfriend and I are having relationship troubles </3 she says I'm too good for her and I say she's too good for me.... Idk what to do!!! We've been 2gether for a whole week, I love her 5ever and I'm sure she's The One!!!

Here's a pic of my gf, plz tell her in the comments that shez beutiful thanx <3333

Just kidding LOL she says she doesn't like pictures but tell her shes hot anyway plx thx XD

Entry 5: 6:00 P.M.

Mom says it's almost bedtime, so I did some LARPing for a bit and now I"m gonna paint something here it is:

IT EXPRESSES CREATIVITY AND EMOTIONSS!!!!! <33333
LAWL RAWR I SO RANDOM.

ANyway I'm going to bed cant wait to put that h8r down tomorrow, BOTDF and BVB 4ever!