Day In The Life Of A Scene Kid (Satire)

A day in the life of a Scene Kid:

Name: CarlCarnage
Age: 14

Entry 1, 8:00 A.M.
I wake up once again, reminded that my grandma died 2 years before I was born. I still feel the pain and the scars </3 it's so sad. I miss you grandma! :CCCC </333333333

I think I'll be depressed today.

Entry 2, 8:10 A.M.
Skipped breakfast, I don't need it! Stfu h8ers! Got on Youtube first thing in the morning and posted another video. This guy is hate commenting on my BOTDF videos, saying I'm emo and sh*t WELL IM NOT EMO IM SCENE GET IT RIGHT! And he also says they suck :( no they don't they're the BEST B AND EVER and deserve more r.e.sp.e.c.t!
P.L.U..R.!!!!!11!!1!!1!
Here's his comment:
"Blood On The Dance Floor is not a very good band, they can't sing very well and they aren't attractive, and use the anti-bullying Scene bandwagon and marketing skills to further their pathetic musical career. All you emo kids follow them like brainless sheep, when in fact your role models are pedophile 30-year-olds who never grew up."

I was pissed so I wrote him this comment:
"Umad bro? Yeah thats rite I said it! You just spend ur whole life just jealous of BOTDF cuz u wish u wer as hawt as they r and they r famous and ur not so go get a life and id liek to see u do better!"

Haha I burned him so bad, my friend GretchenGore agrees lol she helped comment too she gave him a big all-caps rage. She doesn't like it when people make fun of us Scene kids. We just want to be understood </3333 but everyone else is just a stupid jock loser and they don't like creativity and expression in our music and the way we dress.

Entry 3: 10:00 A.M.
I dyed my hair again today. I'm bisexual so I made it pink and blue today!!! <33333 my favorite colors! My gf says they look pretty, but my hair is drying out :CCCCCCCC I might have to stop dying my hair soon.
I'm checkin' out my beard in the mirror:

LOLZ JK I CANT GROW A BEARD

Beards are lame anyway only lame hipsters have them xDDDDDDD LOL lame.
Besides my purple jacket from Hot Topic is waaay cooler! I wanted to show that off, mom bought it 4 me yesterday <3333

Entry 4: 3:00 P.M.

I'm soooo depressed... my girfriend and I are having relationship troubles </3 she says I'm too good for her and I say she's too good for me.... Idk what to do!!! We've been 2gether for a whole week, I love her 5ever and I'm sure she's The One!!!

Here's a pic of my gf, plz tell her in the comments that shez beutiful thanx <3333

Just kidding LOL she says she doesn't like pictures but tell her shes hot anyway plx thx XD

Entry 5: 6:00 P.M.

Mom says it's almost bedtime, so I did some LARPing for a bit and now I"m gonna paint something here it is:

IT EXPRESSES CREATIVITY AND EMOTIONSS!!!!! <33333

LAWL RAWR I SO RANDOM.

ANyway I'm going to bed cant wait to put that h8r down tomorrow, BOTDF and BVB 4ever!